Happy New Year 2026

 Let the New Year rip people, just don’t eat after midnight and don’t get wet and we should be good to go 🤣🤣🤣

On a serious note; a nice Scottish blessing to everyone. May the best that you ever see, be the worst that you ever see ❤️🍾🥂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺

New Year Laughs 2025/26

 He who laughs last, laughs the longest! Well here we are on the last day of the year so I am squeezing a couple of laughs in at the last moment. I hope everyone has a wonderful New Year and stays safe. 

Know where your loved ones are if they are out celebrating, especially younger ones. They aren’t always going to be sensible, so make sure their phones are fully charged and they have money to get home etc. 

How it all started, Die Hard became a Christmas movie

 Let the official Christmas humour begin 🎄🎄☃️⛄️❄️🤣🤣🤣

I am sure the late Alan Rickman would get a laugh out of this one. 

Christmas Lols

 

Slowly getting into Christmas humour

 

Temu Elf on the shelf

 

                                                        Bring on the Gremlins 

Halloween giggles

 

Poignant humour

 

My dad only did this once and never again 🤣🤣🤣 a nightmare to carve, but hey Halloween is about being scared 🤣🤣🤣  The struggle in Scotland and Ireland every year 

                                              Digital automatic updates saves the hassle of having to buy a new stove, just saying 🤣🤣🤣 Are you still waking up at the old time? When you are wide awake there is no chance of getting back to sleep 😴 

Final call for Christmas humour

 

Christmas Humour

 

                                       

More Festive Lols

 

Remember it ain’t Christmas until Hans Gruber falls off Nakatomi Plaza 😂😄😄🎄🎄

Modern Christmas Funnies

 

Start the Christmas memes time

 

What too soon? 🤣🤣☃️❄️🎄🎄 Let the shenanigans begin!

This is why our Aussie cyclists are so fast

 Magpie season, swooping has begun. I can tell you where I live the Magpies take no prisoners. Even the posties are under attack. Just as well we don't have the Magpies filling up on mulberries or it would be a strafing run, lol.  

Smudge the cat says, clean your toilet

 

Good advice, because sooner or later you will be driving the porcelain truck 🤣🤣🤣 AKA on the big white phone talking to god….. omg, Jesus…never again 🤣🤣🤣 

The hangover from hell the next morning. Nothing like getting maggoted or as the British and Australians say Rat arsed 🤣🤣 

Actually I don’t celebrate the murder of the Irish people by St Pat. I prefer to call it Irish Day and celebrate being Celtic. Not the brutal murder of people that refused to convert to Christianity, a religion of peace. We come in peace, shoot to kill (metaphorically speaking)