Fishy humour tonight

 

Your Earworm today is Agadoo by Black Lace

 

I remember this from back in the 80’s lol. If this doesn’t do your head in then I need to try harder 🤣🤣🤣 Enjoy your day everyone 

Joke: The gay flight attendant

 

https://alexfulfordclairvoyantmedium.blogspot.com/2012/05/gay-flight-attendant.html ( originally posted in May 2012)

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks..

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 

'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.' 
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.' 
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.' 
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 
'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch!'

Mother’s washing day, Monday

 

The story of my life, it’s usually a MIA sock and I find it later. 🤣🤣 The worst thing is a tissue in the washing machine. That is the major trigger for me and it’s always from my husband 🤣🤣🤧

Sunday night humour, well it’s better than nothing!

        You gotta watch out for those old dears, they’re not as sweet as you think they are 🤣🤣
 

Monday morning lol, At A and E

 

Have a fantastic week ahead everyone, keep smiling and laughing. Keep the happy vibes flowing ❤️

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger ( allegedly)

 

You might want to run like hell! 🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 We are feisty with a capital F 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤣

The week day morning reminder

 

Get some laughs in

 

Full Moon making everyone pissy? Good

 

Sunday humour

 

Sunday night giggles

 

Out of body moment

 

Many a true word said in jest, we do leave our bodies when under a general aesthetic. I saw my husband standing next to me in the hospital waiting room out of his body. I was sitting  in the waiting room waiting for him to have surgery to remove a melanoma from his arm. I just happened to look up from my book and saw him standing next to me. I telepathically told him to get back into his body and stay there or another entity could slip in there; and that can happen, although it is uncommon. 

If it can happen to a person while they are wide awake, then there is absolutely nothing to stop them when you are unconscious and temporarily in astral. I put gold light around myself prior to surgery and around the operating room. 

Medical staff are ok with you doing this too, I asked before doing this, because it is respectful. You would be surprised at how many doctors are very open to these things, especially the specialists. 

Instructions on spiritual protection are on this blog, just scroll down to the index and click on spiritual protection. 

Favourite Meerkat moments on Corination Street

 https://alexfulfordclairvoyantmedium.blogspot.com/2014/06/favourite-meerkat-moments-on-coronation.html 

 Thought that I had transferred this to my current blog. I was talking to someone today about how funny this is. So I had to stick it on the current blog today. 😂😂

The bit where the dog chased them had me in stitches 😂😂

Humour: Food, facial hair and a little black number

 

                                             That’s me in 5 minutes 🤣🤣🍕🍟🍝

Slip into something more comfortable, yeah a dark mood. For younger people Agadoo is a fun 80's song. 

May the fourth be with you (2026)

                                              

Thursday night giggles, oh my

 

Humour for the weekend

 

A Scottish meme, to be scunnered means to be sickened or annoyed by something or someone