Halloween giggles

 

Today’s Aussie joke: The Sensitive Aussie

Three Aussie blokes are working on a building site, Mongrel, Bluey and Kev.

Kev slipped on the scaffolding and fell to his death. Bugger me, said Mongrel, poor Kev.

Someone’s got to tell his wife. 

Bluey said, I’m pretty good with this stuff, leave it to me. 

Two hours later he came back with a carton of beer. 

Where did ya get the grog from mate? Said Mongrel.

Bluey replied with a grin, Kev’s wife gave it to me.

That’s unbelievable,  you told Kev’s wife that Kev had died and she gave you a carton of beer. 

Well not exactly, replied Bluey. 

When she answered the door, I said, ah, you must be Kev’s widow.

She said,  you must be mistaken, I am not a widow.

So I said, I bet you a carton of beer you are. 

Corny humour tonight

 

Poignant humour

 

My dad only did this once and never again 🤣🤣🤣 a nightmare to carve, but hey Halloween is about being scared 🤣🤣🤣  The struggle in Scotland and Ireland every year 

                                              Digital automatic updates saves the hassle of having to buy a new stove, just saying 🤣🤣🤣 Are you still waking up at the old time? When you are wide awake there is no chance of getting back to sleep 😴 

Tonight’s laughs

 

First cup of tea of the morning

 Here we go again, I get up early, and bright eyed and bushy tailed for a change and sit in my chair to enjoy my first cup of tea of the day, but I get the hairy eyeball, lol. Miss Ruby is on the couch staring at me, she won't take her eyes off me or my teacup. Come on mum hurry up and give me some of your tea, your know the drill. The Jack Russell tax must be paid with every cup of tea. 

She even took to sharp little barks to make me hurry up, sheesh, I never had this from our cats. Pushy is an understatement from this little tea addict.

The white spots are the morning sun coming through the awning, it looks like confetti 🎊 

I debated posting this, lol

 

By now most people have worked out my sense of humour 🤣🤪 but I debated whether or not to post this. The naughty side of me said, what the hell just do it.🤣😂 I do like to make people laugh 🤭 

Monday night funnies

 

Laugh out loud ladies it’s Sunday

 

 

Humour: Pronouns I identify with

 Yup, I most definitely identify with this 

Hee Haw Friday night funnies

 

Mike Echo Oscar Whisky

 I love this because it reminds me of my late Slinky 

Lighten our hearts with some humour Sunday

 

                                                I’m impressed by that snake, what a party trick