End of the week humour because we need it

 It’s just one of those hectic weeks where we need a long weekend again.

                                                 I can relate to this chores never end 

                                           I knew that there was a reason why I liked Tigger

Lively humour day

 

Batman

 

I need this! 

Smudge the cat says, clean your toilet

 

Good advice, because sooner or later you will be driving the porcelain truck 🤣🤣🤣 AKA talking on the big white phone talking to god….. omg, Jesus…never again 🤣🤣🤣 

The hangover from hell the next morning. Nothing like getting maggoted or as the British and Australians say Rat arsed 🤣🤣 

Actually I don’t celebrate the murder of the Irish people by St Pat. I prefer to call it Irish Day and celebrate being Celtic. Not the brutal murder of people that refused to convert to Christianity, a religion of peace. We come in peace, shoot to kill (metaphorically speaking) 

Joke: Teacher and Johnny maths question

 Teacher:    If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you                 have?

Johnny:     Seven,  Sir.

Teacher:    No, listen carefully.

If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and   another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven

Teacher:    Let me put it to you differently.

If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and    another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Six.

Teacher:   Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats,  and another 2 cats and another 2,

How many will you have?

Johnny:  Seven!!!

A very angry  Teacher:  Where in the  hell do you get seven from?

Very angry Johnny:  Because I've already got a fucking cat at home!!!!

Cut and paste from my facebook page 🤣🤣🤣

Humour Tuesday

Some humour after a hectic week

 Hello to everyone around the world, I love looking at the little map in my stats to see what countries people are from because I truly appreciate you all stopping by and it is always rather exciting to engage people around the planet whether it is for humour or spiritual matters or anything that peaks your interest. I do hope that you get some laugh out loud moments on my blog because we all need this no matter what is happening in our lives.

 My de-stress tool is humour, and after a hectic week of health issues with my husband,  I need a laugh because it has been very stressful with complications all around. I am just glad that he is home even though he is still unwell, the doctors said he was fit to go home, pending complex surgery and however long that wait will be before he can have his surgery. We just hope and pray that nothing goes wrong in the meantime. 

Honey Roasted Ham anyone?

 

Sausages will never be the same to me now

 Lol, , credit to the person that uploaded this to YouTube. Such a funny advert. 🤣🤣🤣

Weekend humour

                                  You won’t think of Star Wars the same way after this. 🤣🤣🤣

 

Aussie art, priceless

 

Only in Australia, the word drongo comes to mind. When is he not an embarrassment to the country?

https://www.afr.com/politics/federal/joyce-an-embarrassment-like-les-patterson-labor-mp-20240212-p5f45f

I need a few laughs right now

 

Humour on Tuesday

 

                                                            Yeah, that’s me!

Humour: The Lonely man, artist

 

In Australia a person that consumes vast quantities of alcohol is known as a p**s artist, not to be confused with the Bull artist (someone that tells tall tales) AKA a Spanish athlete. 

My  dear little Ruby is quite artistic like this too. Usually late at night while I’m asleep she makes artistic art on our floorboards 🤣🤣 sometimes it’s geographical in nature as she is very talented 🤣🤣🤣

JOKE: The joke de jour

 I opened the front door  this afternoon to pick up a package with miss Ruby my jack Russell under my arm; as she would not stop barking and running around. She does this to me every time there is someone at the door!

As I picked up the package with my other free hand, a silly joke came to mind. As they do!

A man walks into a pub with a pig under his arm. 

In disgust the bar man shouted to him, You can't bring that filthy thing in here", followed by, Where did you get that from?"

To which the pig replied, "Oh, it followed me in here." 

 

Sometimes it’s just best just to laugh

 

Tuesday frolics

Had to clear up space on my iPad 🤣🤣🤣