Showing posts with label HUMOUR. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HUMOUR. Show all posts

01 January, 2026

Happy New Year 2026


 Let the New Year rip people, just don’t eat after midnight and don’t get wet and we should be good to go 🀣🀣🀣

On a serious note; a nice Scottish blessing to everyone. May the best that you ever see, be the worst that you ever see ❤️🍾πŸ₯‚πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί

30 December, 2025

New Year Laughs 2025/26




 He who laughs last, laughs the longest! Well here we are on the last day of the year so I am squeezing a couple of laughs in at the last moment. I hope everyone has a wonderful New Year and stays safe. 

Know where your loved ones are if they are out celebrating, especially younger ones. They aren’t always going to be sensible, so make sure their phones are fully charged and they have money to get home etc. 




21 December, 2025

How it all started, Die Hard became a Christmas movie

 Let the official Christmas humour begin πŸŽ„πŸŽ„☃️⛄️❄️🀣🀣🀣

I am sure the late Alan Rickman would get a laugh out of this one. 



26 November, 2025

Midweek lol time

 







I think I am permanently on the naughty list, but so worth it 🀣🀣🀣

14 November, 2025

Temu Elf on the shelf

 


                                                        Bring on the Gremlins 

19 October, 2025

Today’s Aussie joke: The Sensitive Aussie

Three Aussie blokes are working on a building site, Mongrel, Bluey and Kev.

Kev slipped on the scaffolding and fell to his death. Bugger me, said Mongrel, poor Kev.

Someone’s got to tell his wife. 

Bluey said, I’m pretty good with this stuff, leave it to me. 

Two hours later he came back with a carton of beer. 

Where did ya get the grog from mate? Said Mongrel.

Bluey replied with a grin, Kev’s wife gave it to me.

That’s unbelievable,  you told Kev’s wife that Kev had died and she gave you a carton of beer. 

Well not exactly, replied Bluey. 

When she answered the door, I said, ah, you must be Kev’s widow.

She said,  you must be mistaken, I am not a widow.

So I said, I bet you a carton of beer you are. 



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