Cringeworthy humour night

 

Lols

 

I can only think of the movie Beetlejuice when I hear this song

Friday night giggles

The Red Dot

 

Om ॐ There is no red dot 🔴 One doesn’t become one with the red dot. 🕉

Humorous Friday,

 

Jesus, put a shirt on that thing, you look like me first thing in the morning 🤣🤣🤣 

It’s Off the Leash Monday

 Cartoons by Rupert at Off The Leash. 

My boy Jack Russell went one better, as soon as my back was turned Mr Sparky would cock his leg on the vacuum cleaner. Never have a barrel or canister vacuum cleaner when you have a little boy doggie 🐶🤣🤣🤣 🤣

Our late Mr Gromit had the art fine tuned. He would come up to me in beg and do it in my face and then walk away, lol. 🤣🤣🤣

Tonight’s giggle

Smudge sets the mood for tonight

 

Catch Me If You Can,Berra - Part 2 by Craig Hand and Spaceman Africa

 

This is quite a funny song, especially for locals. Using the names of places and iconic symbols of Canberra. I think it would be a great tourist advertisement for people to come to our wonderful town/city.

We are very proud Ken Behrens 😁😂😆 

P.S, for those not familiar with Canberra and Ken Behrens; this name came about a few years ago during lockdown thanks to auto correct on ABC news and the technology just couldn't pick up the name Canberra so it sounded like Ken Behrens and this a new expression was created. 

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-08-20/meet-the-creator-of-canberra-covid-19-hero-ken-behrens/100393472  So funny

Have you ever wondered how people call their cats indoors around the world?

 https://www.boredpanda.com/cat-calling-in-different-languages/

Today’s useless information, lol. Just so you know in the future 🤣🤣🤣😻😻🐕🐈‍⬛🐈🦨

Just don’t call the stripy fart kitties 🦨 

Funny Tuesday

 

You can come out now, Mercury retrograde is ending

 

Well Retrograde ended officially on the 28th of August, but there can be three days of residual energy when a planet ends its retrograde cycle as it goes direct. So, it’s wise err on the side of caution. There was a classic example of this on the weekend, when my online shopping order that was due to be delivered last Saturday afternoon was canceled. The delivery truck broke down; which is a classic Mercury Retrograde effect. Mechanical breakdowns, electrical issues, communication issues, yada yada yada. 🤣😂🤣 

Weekend lols

lol, that was me this morning, went to put the green waste out, D’oh! That’s a Sunday night thing oops.

This is why our Aussie cyclists are so fast

 Magpie season, swooping has begun. I can tell you where I live the Magpies take no prisoners. Even the posties are under attack. Just as well we don't have the Magpies filling up on mulberries or it would be a strafing run, lol.  

Olympic mayhem

 

Are we going to live this down? Hold my beer, yeah..nah, you’ve had enough already by the looks of it!