Humour for the weekend

 

A Scottish meme, to be scunnered means to be sickened or annoyed by something or someone 

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This is a Scottish comedy character called Rab C Nesbitt played by Gregor Fisher 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rab_C._Nesbitt 

Peanut Butter Stampede with Ruby

 Christ on a bike! 🤣🤣🤣 It was time to give miss Ruby our elderly Jack Russell some medication, wrapped in peanut butter. I just mentioned peanut butter to her and as if by magic her ears prick up, and she came rushing into the kitchen behind her daddy. She nearly knocked him over as she rushed past. Then she slams on the breaks and stood right in front of him. As she often does, lol. 

I had visions of the policeman from the Police Academy movies going head first up the horses bum 😂😂 She then looked at me to give me the nod, bring my treat over to the rug in the family room please. 

She gulped the peanut butter and three pills straight down, then licking the remainder off my fingers that fast that she nearly bit my fingers. Normally she is very dainty with being hand fed anything. I am so glad that she likes peanut butter because other methods of administering medication have never been successful. Little miss snarky, she is fast when she snaps, and things get ugly fast.  

I thank my lucky stars that I don't have to give her a suppository.  Life with a Jack Russell is never boring, and the don't slow down in old age, I can assure you. When anyone comes to the door, bam, she is off the couch like a fat boy on cake and splatted up against the flyscreen door ready to attack and going off her nut. You have to peal her off the door as she is going ballistic.

I swear she is the reincarnation of our late Gromit. He was a full on psychopath (Leo star sign, lol). Gromit would literally froth at the mouth and try to rip the door off its hinges. The person on the other side of the door had the colour drain from their face instantly. Gromit was a Border terrier with Silky terrier cross (cross, more like furious), hence the psychotic temperament. His eyes used to bulge as he went ape shit at the door. No chance of the postie getting too close to the door if either dog is around, lol. I will just drop the package here thanks, lol. 

Ruby is now snoozing on the couch with her minky blanket and totally chill. What a great life! 

  

Aussie Wi-Fi joke

https://alexfulfordclairvoyantmedium.blogspot.com/2019/01/joke-aussie-wi-fi.html

originally posted in 2019 on my old blog 🤣🤣

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found

traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that

their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American
archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story
published in the New York Times: "American archaeologists, finding traces of
250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an
advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the
British".

One week later, Australia's Northern Territory Times, reported the
following:

"After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard in Tennant Creek, Northern
Territory, aboriginal Billi Bunji, a self-taught archaeologist, reported
that he found absolutely fuck-all.
Billi has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Australia had already
gone wireless..."

Makes me feel bloody proud to be Australian!

                                                      Fair dinkum, ya can't fool an Aussie! 

Joke: Show him your badge!

Originally posted back in 18/9/2013 on my old blog

https://alexfulfordclairvoyantmedium.blogspot.com/search?q=badge 

A couple of AFP officers stopped at a property west of Canberra and talked to an old Aboriginal standing on the road. He told the old Aboriginal, "Morning sir, I need to inspect this land for illegally grown drugs."

The elder reluctantly said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he nodded his head towards the location.
The AFP officer verbally exploded & said, "Look sir, I have the authority of the federal government with me!". Reaching into his rear back pocket, the AFP officer removed his badge & proudly displayed it to the old Aboriginal. "See this badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want, whenever I want................on any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand mate?"
The elder nodded kindly, apologized & went about his business. Moments later he heard loud - fearful screams; he looked up & saw the AFP officer running for his life, being chased by a large Bull. With every step the Bull was gaining ground on the officer & it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The old Aboriginal threw down his tools & ran as fast as he could to the fence & yelled at the top of his lungs...... "YOU’RE BADGE! SHOW HIM YOU’RE FUCKING BADGE!"

 

Some humour to cheer you up

We all need some laughs right now with all the suffering going on right now and the fuel situation. 

So I hope that you all get a little laugh out of these little memes. 

 

LOLS THAT ARE SO 2026

 

Droll humour Friday

 

                                                   It’s usually around 2.30pm for half an hour 

A change of residence for some 

March into March with a laugh out loud

 Yay, the end of summer in Australia is nigh, warm days and hopefully cooler nights.

Do you need a good laugh out loud?

 

Let’s laugh it’s Friday