Showing posts with label HUMOUR. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HUMOUR. Show all posts

24 September, 2026

X ray on my birthday lol

 Not the usual sort of birthday this year for me, while it was nice, I treated myself to an X Ray for a suspected hairline fracture , I know, I spoil myself. Why,  you may ask, well it’s a funny story. A few weeks ago I fell off my  hammock chair, as I was trying to pick up my dog and put her on my lap. I had done that a few days before and had no problem, and Ruby enjoyed it. 

This time; I held her and tried to sit down in my hammock chair and I slipped, as you do. Well Ruby leaped out of the way because she is smart. I on the other hand went down like last weeks lottery ticket, backwards and hit the metal stand under the chair and my arm hit the metal shelf for plants next to it. I ended up sore and very bruised. My rear end had a black and purple bruise, and my left forearm and hand had big yellow bruises. This week the bruises are gone but I have problems with my left thumb, right at the base of the thumb. It’s about 3 and a half weeks now and the thumb is still not right, not agony but sore, so my morning was taken up by a long wait at the doctors and then off for an X Ray.

So boys and girls, what do you think I learned from this escapade? That’s right absolutely nothing 🤣🤣 I still have to wait a few days for the results to be emailed to the quack. I have a week’s wait to see him and then he has to work out what to do about my thumb. Meanwhile I have it bandaged up and trying not to make it worse. That ain’t easy because things still need to get done at home. Hubby is helping, but I can’t sit still and do nothing I feel lazy if I am not doing anything productive. 

Ah what a memorable moment to remember though 🤣🤣 it’s not every day you land on your arse and celebrate with an X Ray, lol. Only I can pull this one off, my advice is don’t try this one at home 🤣🤣 

Update: 28/9/26 Saw the quack today, it's all good, there isn't any fracture just ligament pain. That I can deal with. 



02 August, 2026

The real end of AI, never argue with a woman

 


And that boys and girls is how it goes, heaven help anyone that upsets a Scottish or Irish woman! 🤣🤣

Just saying  

27 July, 2026

Your Earworm today is Agadoo by Black Lace

 


I remember this from back in the 80’s lol. If this doesn’t do your head in then I need to try harder 🤣🤣🤣 Enjoy your day everyone 



14 July, 2026

Joke: The gay flight attendant

 

https://alexfulfordclairvoyantmedium.blogspot.com/2012/05/gay-flight-attendant.html ( originally posted in May 2012)

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks..

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 

'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.' 
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.' 
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.' 
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 
'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch!'



Mother’s washing day, Monday

 


The story of my life, it’s usually a MIA sock and I find it later. 🤣🤣 The worst thing is a tissue in the washing machine. That is the major trigger for me and it’s always from my husband 🤣🤣🤧


12 July, 2026

Sunday night humour, well it’s better than nothing!

        You gotta watch out for those old dears, they’re not as sweet as you think they are 🤣🤣
 




22 June, 2026

Monday morning lol, At A and E

 


Have a fantastic week ahead everyone, keep smiling and laughing. Keep the happy vibes flowing ❤️

18 June, 2026

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger ( allegedly)

 


You might want to run like hell! 🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 We are feisty with a capital F 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤣

Researcher dies after suspected plague accident at Siberian laboratory, US calls for answers

  https://www.news.com.au/world/europe/researcher-dies-after-suspected-plague-accident-at-siberian-antiinfection-laboratory/news-story/86b64...