A vulture is going on holidays and as he boards the plane he was stopped by the hostess.
She asked if he had anything to declare. The vulture said, no just my carrion.
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Here we go again, I get up early, and bright eyed and bushy tailed for a change and sit in my chair to enjoy my first cup of tea of the day...