07 June, 2022

Chattanooga Choo Choo joke

 

Roy Rogers had a brand-new pair of shoes and he goes to visit a friend. Being polite he takes off his shoes and leaves them at the front door. While visiting his friend, the friend’s cat discovers Roys new shoes, likes the smell and proceeds to chew them up. Roy goes ballistic, the friend feeling very bad about this, has a dilemma: he has two cats. One of them enters the room at that moment. The friend then asks:   pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?

{Sing: Pardon me Roy is that the cat that chewed your new shoes to the tune of Chattanooga Choo Choo}


I had a cat that had a fetish for sniffing shoes and one that would pee in shoes, lovely…. Not! 


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