Roy Rogers had a brand-new pair of shoes and he goes to
visit a friend. Being polite he takes off his shoes and leaves them at the
front door. While visiting his friend, the friend’s cat discovers Roys new
shoes, likes the smell and proceeds to chew them up. Roy goes ballistic, the
friend feeling very bad about this, has a dilemma: he has two cats. One of them
enters the room at that moment. The friend then asks: pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed
your new shoes?
{Sing: Pardon me Roy is that the cat that chewed your
new shoes to the tune of Chattanooga Choo Choo}
I had a cat that had a fetish for sniffing shoes and one that would pee in shoes, lovely…. Not!
