A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much is an
extraction.
The dentist replies it’s $200 for an extraction sir.
Och, have ye no’ got onything cheaper? Replies the
Scotsman.
But that’s the normal fee for an extraction sir,
replies the dentist.
Whit aboot no' using any anaesthetic? enquires the
Scotsman.
Well that’s highly unusual, but if that’s what you
want I suppose I could do it for $175 replies the dentist.
Hmmmm, Whit aboot if ye used one of your trainees and
still wi’ oot ony anaesthetic? Said the hopeful Scotsman.
Well it is possible but, they are only trainees and I
cannot guarantee their professionalism, and it will be a lot more painful. But
I suppose in that case we can bring the price right down to $100 replies the
dentist.
Och, that’s still a bit much, can ye no’ have this as
a training lesson with one of yon students doing the extraction and the rest of
the students watching him? Asks the Scotsman.
Hmmmm, well ok, it will be good for the students I
suppose and it will only cost you $5 replies the dentist.
Oh, good replies the Scotsman, book the wife in for
next Tuesday please, replies the Scotsman.
PS: I had been meaning to post this one for ages but kept forgetting. My sense of humour lol. Take me any where twice. Second time to apologize. 😂😁
